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Ok. So, never blow out a huge candle when half of it is melted.
I just sprayed hot wax all over someones really nice stove and it took over an hour to clean.
🙆
#winning
@Averly that is so something I would do
@Averly sometimes I like to imagine that there is an afterlife, but to get in you get to watch a supercut of all the times you did something in life (with an audience watching as well). Clumsy embarassing moments though, not heroic or beautiful ones. If you think about it that way you are just adding to your highlight reel. My favorite one to imagine of myself is a supercut of everytime I got fuming mad at the universe because I put my keys somewhere stupid.
@Alonealastalovedalongthe I feel so dumb. And at the time after already cleaning their kitchen, I was like... I'll just finish this off with a nice, gentle, FUUUUUU** 🤦♀️