Amy C. @amy@toot.cafe

when two developers pair program because they've been working really late and they each have only half a brain at that point and maybe working together means one fully working brain

awww fuck I can't reproduce this bug

why do my co-workers use such small font-sizes for their code editors? mine is set at 18px. Do I need new glasses????

I SAW SOMEONE USING A FIDGET SPINNER ON THE SUBWAY

I'm pretty sure I was the only woman wearing a bomber jacket during this morning's commute. Could it be that spring is finally here?

I definitely need a haircut because I'm having trouble getting my long hair to part correctly

is it Friday yet

oof i badly need a haircut but i'm lazy and lady haircuts are ridiculously expensive to me. The last time I had a haircut it cost me $90 USD and the haircut wasn't that fancy.

okay I submitted the thing and presented myself as an "Artist" even though I feel like a fucking dilettante when it comes to my creative practice. Also it only took me two vodka shots to work up the nerve to submit an application to just be a PARTICIPANT in this conference.

I'm really faking it 'til I make it with this artist CV

*googles artist cv example*

oof spiked (with vodka) La Croix is pretty terrible

Friday night plans:
spiked La Croix and submitting talks to conferences

I want to submit an application to this symposium that is due tomorrow but they are asking for a CV and I want to portray myself as an Artist but imposter syndrome is preventing me from writing anything halp

ugh I think I just did a "well actually"

[insert gross picture of a recently swept pile of what I hope is food crumbs on my office desk]

really feeling ternary operators

gender neutral bathrooms at tech conferences just kinda become mens room :-/

love this use of robotics:
http://kottke.org/17/04/endless-robotic-loop-of-a-toy-train

All hail Beyoncé:
http://www.beyonce.com/formation-scholars/