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We have an open position at resin.io, so far >90% male applicants πŸ˜•

Female frontend devs, come join us! resin.workable.com/j/F8D86329D

We're a super-lovely team, building a JS-based IoT platform, working remotely, flexibly and transparently. Toot me questions πŸ™‚

I am incredibly sophisticated and continental*.

* I'm having a Danish pastry for breakfast.

Putting an S on the end of a name means "the same, but better". Examples include:

Aston Martin V8 Vantage S
iPhone 7S
Xbox One S
HTTP S.

The "S" in "Windows 10 S" doesn't stand for anything in particular. This annoys me more than it really should.

composer gives a really unhelpful error message if your svn client is broken. Reason #1743 in my list "Why I don't like PHP".

Star Wars: A New Toot
Toot Kill a Mockingbird
Tootal Recall
Toot Gun
Some Like It Toot

I find the hardest thing about learning some thing entirely new to me is that I don't have enough understanding of it to know what words to put in to Google..

Webpack's caching between builds in watch mode is incredibly helpful. A build that uses three.js takes about 40 seconds the first time, then .1s for subsequent changes to the code I'm actually changing. That's so choice.

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onion2k.github.io/console-imag

I've been tinkering with a thing to draw on Chrome's dev console... drop an image in the little rectangle and it'll be converted in to an obscenely hacky console.log() command. :)

Definitely not so drunk I dropped my phone down the side of my sofa.

or not..

We're getting a Hololens dev kit in the office (because.. reasons?) so I'm building a toy with three.js that I can then port to a HoloJS hologram.

Buffer geometry is hard.

It's 03:25 here in the UK. Why am I awake?

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OK so on a Nexus 5 throttled to 3G running Chrome 57, it takes nearly a full second just to load the "emojione" library. (Most of which is transfer cost gzipped, but ~240ms is just parsing/executing.) I think I've found where to attack Mastodon frontend perf first. bl.ocks.org/nolanlawson/raw/26

Jasper might look cute but he'll bite you if you go within an inch of his tummy. It's a trap.