https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZB-NdgQJk4 Treat yourself to a pretty awesome tune.
250 byte "music" "video" in pure HTML5 + JS: https://zyan.scripts.mit.edu/small.html
visual from http://www.p01.org/128b_raytraced_checkboard/
We have an open #frontend position at resin.io, so far >90% male applicants π
Female frontend devs, come join us! https://resin.workable.com/j/F8D86329DB #jobs #hiring
We're a super-lovely team, building a JS-based IoT platform, working remotely, flexibly and transparently. Toot me questions π
Day 3 of my synthwave binge listen... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBrTt_C8b9c
Today I am mostly listening to synthwave.
I am incredibly sophisticated and continental*.
* I'm having a Danish pastry for breakfast.
Putting an S on the end of a name means "the same, but better". Examples include:
Aston Martin V8 Vantage S
iPhone 7S
Xbox One S
HTTP S.
The "S" in "Windows 10 S" doesn't stand for anything in particular. This annoys me more than it really should.
composer gives a really unhelpful error message if your svn client is broken. Reason #1743 in my list "Why I don't like PHP".
Star Wars: A New Toot
Toot Kill a Mockingbird
Tootal Recall
Toot Gun
Some Like It Toot
I find the hardest thing about learning some thing entirely new to me is that I don't have enough understanding of it to know what words to put in to Google..
Webpack's caching between builds in watch mode is incredibly helpful. A build that uses three.js takes about 40 seconds the first time, then .1s for subsequent changes to the code I'm actually changing. That's so choice.
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https://onion2k.github.io/console-image/
I've been tinkering with a thing to draw on Chrome's dev console... drop an image in the little rectangle and it'll be converted in to an obscenely hacky console.log() command. :)
Definitely not so drunk I dropped my phone down the side of my sofa.
or not..
We're getting a Hololens dev kit in the office (because.. reasons?) so I'm building a toy with three.js that I can then port to a HoloJS hologram.
Buffer geometry is hard.
It's 03:25 here in the UK. Why am I awake?
OK so on a Nexus 5 throttled to 3G running Chrome 57, it takes nearly a full second just to load the "emojione" library. (Most of which is transfer cost gzipped, but ~240ms is just parsing/executing.) I think I've found where to attack Mastodon frontend perf first. http://bl.ocks.org/nolanlawson/raw/26b814aad8cc83a7dff9bc9a806c9c16/#MastodonPerf
Jasper might look cute but he'll bite you if you go within an inch of his tummy. It's a trap. #catsodon
Beyond tired.