Look at this amazing pikachu thats outside right now
https://toot.cafe/media/KY1ZEAP9pbBrk4aMPCI
At the Japanese dollar store, saw an old high school acquaintance. Awkward conversation ensued but it was still cool to see him
False advertisement spotted at the local Asian market
https://toot.cafe/media/tZdyv2e70AVXtF-lWls
Haskell is the emo language. "It's not a phase, mum!"
bee boo boo bop boo boo bop
I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's
Saw Annihilation yesterday, then immediately went out to buy the book. It was wild. Can’t wait to read the rest of the series
Have a sample meme from the 'good doggo' section of our menu. Show more
I was reminded that I have never posted pictures of our babies on here yet.
Meet Fran, Twix, Minnie, and Skunkers
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https://toot.cafe/media/2Yjc20fMLYJpZam-qN0
https://toot.cafe/media/8wHqPBxBT_5ikGn-0Gg
https://toot.cafe/media/-qY7bzahsjSDLl5aano
harvester under attack
What’s the best way to share music I’ve made with the fediverse?
“If poor people knew how rich rich people are, there'd be riots in the streets”
https://rwer.wordpress.com/2018/03/06/if-poor-people-knew-how-rich-rich-people-are-there-would-be-riots-in-the-streets/
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Hello Everyone! I'm Brady, a security analyst and dev trying to regain control of my internet privacy. Mastadon seems like an amazing platform, so I thought I would get started with some #introductions
The real killer app for #NintendoSwitch is still being able to play your game when you come home and your spouse and kid have taken over the TV
Mastodon cryptocurrency name suggestions:
awoolah
jurrency (jeans currency)
🅱️ ucks
Phase 1: Mastodon + Bitcoin
Phase 2: ??
Phase 3: !! PROFIT !!
"Everything we do to make it harder to create a website or edit a web page, and harder to learn to code by viewing source, promotes that consumerist vision of the web.
Pretending that one needs a team of professionals to put simple articles online will become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Overcomplicating the web means lifting up the ladder that used to make it possible for people to teach themselves and surprise everyone with unexpected new ideas."
idlewords.com/talks/website_obesity.htm