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young people: being an adult means you've got your shit together, right?

me, an adult: i haven't done my taxes yet, and I'm eating toast and doritos for lunch.

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Ending my second day on toot.cafe. Its been awesome... :innocent:

It's finally warm enough in the DC area to sit outside for extended periods of time. Porch coding is the best

It's been a while since I last heard this song, but it popped its way back into my head today and I'm glad it did cus it turns out Marlon Williams released an album between when this came out and now. Got my afternoon's listening all set youtube.com/watch?v=I1gq5-y_EO

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mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
mom: well I liked the privacy policy on satanic.bikerladi.es but then communist.blaze.party had the shortest ping latency so

Time for my ,

I'm a (mostly) front end dev, currently working at the Washington Post. Recently been tinkering around with FP, especially , , and when I want to give my brain a beatdown.

I love riding my bike, music, making tasty food, and ☕️, so I'm quite happy to have ended up on 🎺.☕

Is there a mastodon emoji? There needs to be a mastodon emoji I can fill my toots with

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Will saying "toot" eventually come to sound normal, like iPad, or forever induce juvenile chuckles, like squirting to a Zune?

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Now, we should implement libraries in non-mainstream languages just to get those devs here... its like luring fish, fish who understand monads.